Summer and Sandals
Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Paint those toenails.
Pardon the espression, but this is beyond gay.
Alright, I just got back from the supermarket and I have get this off my chest. I know there is some rule for women about wearing white, Memorial Day and Labor Day—at least I think there is, I’m too annoyed to go look it up. Let me be perfectly clear, there is no time that is appropriate for men to wear open toed footwear.
Sandals, flip-flops, whatever—don’t do it.
Men go and get proper shoes because they do, well they do man stuff. Men do not have pretty feet, they have feet I don’t want to see. You shouldn’t either.
For the sake of clarity, men should not wear open toed footwear:
- to the supermarket
- to the office
- to the bar
- to the mall
- to a picnic
- to the beach (wear shoes and then take them off, be a man damn it)
- to the pool (see “to the beach”)
- when riding a bicycle
- when riding a motorcycle (you just girlie-fied that whole Harley image)
If you insist on wearing them, do us all a favor. Go get a pedicure and put your skirt on.
